① 《後媽茶話會》完整版台詞是什麼
《後媽茶話會》是一個比較經典的片段。
《後媽茶話會》完整版台詞如下:
灰姑娘的後媽:
Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed(起誓)
I must find the way to power through a noble brow 頂級貴族
I married once for love, then my senses came
I must marry for the stature名望 of my husband's name
Onto marriage number two
I knew what I had to do
my poor husband fell ill in a year or two
Solved problem number one, now to problem number two
His doe-eyed天真無邪的 little girl with gentle point of view
Would I ship her off to school?
No! I told her if she stayed that she』d have
To earn her keep and so she became the maid女僕
(後媽女兒:
She was lazy!she was crazy!
She was talking to the mice!)
She was hopelessly naïve, so she had to pay the price
I moved her to the attic閣樓 out of sight and out of mind
I could have thrown her out, but I am benevolent仁慈的 and kind
(後媽女兒:
Mother, your heart』s too big for you)
I knew what I had to do~
After all, difficult children will take advantage of your good nature
So you lock them up, throw away the key
There』s one on every family tree
(後媽女兒:
Ungrateful
Hateful
Vile邪惡的 too, the things she put you through!)
Break their spirit so they obey
Now they』ll do anything you say
Maybe you』d call it cruel but others would call it love
Tough love
I ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?
長發公主的後媽:
Oh no, they』re so cute when they』re little but
Then they grow up and just ruin everything
I never wanted children, life was better on my own
All the screaming, nagging喋喋不休 chilled寒冷 me to the bone
But then one day I came across a flower growing free
Its magic kept me young, so I kept it all for me
But someone g it up, now a baby held the power
So I 「borrowed」 her, locked her up and hid her in a tower
Years went by, Oh! the sacrifice!
And against my better judgement, I fed her once or twice
Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young
But that』s messy
Manipulation』s easily more fun
A little guilt, a lot of force, of course you have to lie
Remind them that without you, they』d shrivel up 枯萎and die
They only have themselves to blame
If you』d been there, you』d do the same
So work them hard till they fall in line
There』s one way and its only mine
(白雪公主後媽:Children are lazy!
灰姑娘後媽:Spoiled too!
後媽們合唱:But we know what to do!
白雪公主後媽:Govern them with a heart of stone!
灰姑娘後媽:Lock them up so they』re all alone!
長發公主後媽:Maybe you』d call it cruel but
後媽們合唱:Others would call it love, tough love!)
Ugh, her own tower with a water view and
She runs away, the first chance she gets
白雪公主後媽:
These wretched可憐的 brats乳臭未乾的臭小子 think the world owes them something,
But it doesn』t
Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand
But there was more, I had in mind a greater plan
I never cared to share, so the king would have to fall
But his child blocked the way to me and 「Fairest of them all」最美的人
She was chubby胖嘟嘟的, she was mb
And grotesquely荒誕的 optimistic
She needed structure in her life
She wasn』t realistic
I give her chores家務活 and took away the things that she』d enjoy
But then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy
Love? Would I just sit by and wait?
For her to take my crown? No!
She had sealed her fate
She had to go, and so she did and you know what
They say, 「An apple once a day keeps your enemies away」
Don』t be fooled by their tender親切的 smile
後媽們合唱:
Give an inch and they』ll run a mile~
Our idea of a happy home
Is one where we live all alone
長發公主後媽:Dark!
灰姑娘後媽:Depressing!
白雪公主後媽:Desolate!
後媽們合唱:Now let』s all drink to that
後媽女兒們:Call us wicked邪惡的 call us mean
灰姑娘後媽:Cruel and everything in between
長發公主後媽:You could say it』s unjust!
白雪公主後媽:Turning their dreams to st
後媽們合唱:This is what we call love~tough love~~
《後媽茶話會》火的原因
《後媽茶話會》這個視頻由PattyCake官方在鬼畜B站發布,最初還是up主檸檬帶火,不過正主來了,誰都要往後退一退!《後媽茶話會》當然是一群後媽參加的,尤其是第三季《聲臨其境》韓雪和張含韻配音的《後媽茶話會》驚艷四座,所以這個段子也更加被廣大網友熟知和喜愛。
② 時隔16年,張含韻搭檔韓雪,驚艷四座:相比成名,她做對了什麼事
在新的一期《身臨其境》節目上,張含韻和韓雪這對雪花組合一起演繹了《後媽的茶話會》的配音。
兩人各穿一身干凈利落的西裝套裝,一出場就給人很強的女神范。《後媽的茶話會》講述的是,三個迪士尼後媽和兩個姐姐,聚在一起吐槽公主們的一段戲。
這段劇情的配音可以說是超級帶感,音樂的節奏和台詞的節奏都十分緊湊,兩個人配音五個角色,無論是角色轉換,還是接唱,張含韻和韓雪都配合得天衣無縫,讓人聽起來跟原版一樣過癮。
當兩人表揚完畢,全場爆滿掌聲。
每個人都無法控制外界的因素,但是我們可以把握自己的內心。如果我們想要變得優秀,想要變得強大,可以從內激發自己的潛能。
你不逼一下自己,永遠不知道自己有多大的潛能。
與其羨慕他人頭上的光環,不如將目光集中在自己身上,保持耐心,永不言棄。只要我們願意去嘗試,去努力,生活一定會回饋我們一份驚喜。
願這個努力又堅持的寶藏女孩-張含韻在未來的道路上越走越順利,同時,也謝謝她再次讓我們相信:如果你足夠努力,永不言棄,一定可以實現破繭成蝶的心願。